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All Tease

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Tall Thanksgiving Tissaw Tale Transcribed Originally written in the summer of 1990 The titanic Teuton Tissaw turned testily toward the threatening thrasher tornado. Teeming terror throughout the town; this thick tantalizing twister threaded teasing thunderbolts throughout the tiny townsquare –townsfolk a-trembling! Tissaw ’s task towered tall, to tame this twirling travesty. Tracing the theory to this termination; Tissaw tinkered then tampered, thus twining two tiny teaspoons triolite to three tough tungsten telepathic trolls. Tactically transfusing this turbulence; the tri-thugs tactile tacit thought transfers tricked the tangled twister to taper throttle, then thump toylike turnpikeward, terrifically thinning the terra. Then tempered to termination the townspeople throng thrust Tissian thanks to thine throne.

Proof Positive that O.J. did it

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From Wordsmith.org http://wordsmith.org/anagram/oj.html A Chronological Story of "Orenthal James Simpson" in Anagrams OJ, He Seminal Sportsman Host OJ, Primal Meanness Mr. OJ, Meanness, Hospital OJ, Immense Sharp Talons Heisman Plot, Snare Ms. OJ Moonlit James Sharpens "Immense Harlot!" OJ Snaps OJ Slashes Prominent Ma Heisman Person Jolts Ma Inept OJ Slashes Mom, Ran She Enjoin Mortal Spasm Ms. OJ's Ron, Lame Thespian I'm OJ, Slashes Neat Ron, PM Hapless Ron Join Tame Ms. Patrolmen Hiss OJ's Name Jam, Solemn Shapiro Sent Ashen Patrolmen Miss OJ Jam, Solemn Shapiro Sent Ashen Patrolmen Miss OJ Shapiro Menses Jolt Man OJ's Solemn, Marsha Inept Ron Set OJ, Heisman Plasm OJ, Him Last Manson Spree OJ, Less Mama, Then Prison Orenthal James Simpson Back

And now for something completely different

Anagrams for Christsmas party -2005 As all of you are big fans of words with hidden meanings, I think now a good time to reveal some interesting things that have been hiding right in front of us in the black and white. Heretofore unseen these precipitators have been dangling daily in front of our very eyes. What I am talking about is anagram word play. The rearranging of words from every day phrases and names into new words using the same letters. For instance: Clint Eastwood rearranged brings you “ Old West Action ” The Countryside leaves No City Dust Here . New York Times = Monkey Writes . Or Monkeys write , Etc. Examining ourselves now in this new light we can see that walking in the front door a telephone girl is repeating hello! There are good vibes harping from a radio on the frontlines and it’s no wonder because Lynn Chaldu makes a Dylan Lunch. Meanwhile Jennifer Goff assures a gardening company if they advertise their plants with us, that Fern gone jiff. When Randy Carro

Using real name to annoy people (from Unknown News)

Using real name to annoy people by James Patrick Banholzer Junior , Jan. 11, 2006 [Re Annoying people on-line now a crime ] Let's say I e-mail you a story that Mark Twain wrote about Huck Finn wanting to go to the "bad place" rather than not set the black slave Jim free. Someone reading this story becomes bothered and confused about this down to earth morality story. Would I have to spend two years in jail, since I forgot to point out that the annoying authors real name is Samuel Clemens? Signed, James Patrick Banholzer Junior Just double-checking -- you wanted to use your entire real name? =H&HH= Thought it was mandatory to use full legal names now. Or was that article just an urban legend? James Patrick Banholzer Junior It's only man datory for "the man." We'll use whatever name you choose, and I reckon you've chosen. =H&HH= I'll step out of line like the courageous fool I am. Go ahead and print my full name. I doubt that I would be th